STAY HEALTHY.Maybe I should tattoo the vitamins on the side of my penis. “Trust me its healthy, look at the ingredients.”
Let’s think about this a little bit: There are 8 grams of protein per ounce of meat, on average. A large egg has about 6 grams of protein. Add all that up, right there you have over 124 grams in pure protein alone (over four ounces)! Considering that wikipedia (yeah, I looked it up) lists the average volume of an ejaculation as between 1 and 6 milliliters, I don’t think the numbers work out. (Plus, that would also equal almost 500 calories.)
I think the problem is you’re taking this seriously :)
Maybe I should have said “if you tattoo the caloric infomation on your penis, you’ll never get another bj again.”
haha, yes that’s much better ^_^
And they wonder why you do not want to talk afterwards and you fall sleep….
